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Officially too pregnant for rock and roll
I went on a boat to the middle of Sydney Harbour this week for a Kings of Leon private show with Channel V and Mushroom Records. It was exhausting. Amazing – the band are incredible of course. I have...
View ArticleFar out man. A stroller costs how much?
Are you shitting me with this bugaboo nonsense people? What the eff is the point of spending that amount of money on a stroller? Couldn’t you pop it in a low interest, safe little trust fund in case...
View ArticleFirst world problems
I have a wonderful life. I work from home in a brilliant job that I get paid well for. My husband is a legend. Because we live on a farm I barely have to see another living soul all week unless I want...
View ArticleThey could dance by themselves
What the eff happened to my nipples? They are the size of dinner plates.
View ArticleStarting to think about what I need to get in order.
A moses basket you say? What the what?!
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